guideline to tourist visiting india

facility
1. you can spit everywhere except pvt places
2. you can get operated at 1/4Th cost of US.
3. you can celebrity status if visiting rural area.
4. if you need help 100 people will ready to help you.
beware.
1. of looking lustfully at you. they can harm you.
2. don't ask help from only one person. you need ask one question from 3-4 person . after getting satisfying move forward.
3 don't consume alcohol in the night if u r wondering lonely.